karen

karen: and a werewolf and a vampire and a zombie and a ghost and a poltergeist and a shadow person and a skinwalker and a wendigo and a chupacabra and a mermaid and a unicorn and a centaur and a minotaur and a satyr and a faun and a nymph and a dryad and a naiad and an oread and a hamadryad and a nereid and a naiad and a nereid and a sea serpent and a hydra and a dragon and a griffin and a pegasus and a unicorn and a cerberus and a chimera and a manticore and a basilisk and a cockatrice and a wyvern and a gargoyle and a gorgon and a medusa and a hydra and a werewolf and a vampire and a zombie and a ghost and a poltergeist and a shadow person and a skinwalker and a wendigo and a chupacabra and a mermaid and a unicorn and a centaur and a minotaur and a satyr and a faun and a nymph and a dryad and a naiad and an oread and a hamadryad and a nereid and a naiad

what do you even say

genuinely what do you even know about me

karen: I just took a picture of your license plate! now your life is ruined! *laughs*

Well, I took a photo of your face, and now my phone is ruined... :( *X says while the [INSERT VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT] plays right after*

karen: HOW DARE YOU! I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD! I HAVE THE HIGHEST RATING ON TINDER!

karen: I just took a picture of your license plate! now your life is ruined! *laughs*

*takes a picture of u*now my phone is ruined*throws it away*