Karen's haircut

I WANT IT SHORT, BUT I WANT IT FULL, I DON'T WANT ANY BALD SPOTS, AND I WANT IT TO LOOK GOOD. AND I WANT IT DONE IN 30 MINUTES. AND I WANT IT DONE BY THE BEST STYLIST YOU HAVE. AND I WANT IT DONE RIGHT NOW. AND I WANT IT DONE FOR FREE. AND I WANT IT DONE BY A WOMAN. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T TOO YOUNG. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T TOO OLD. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A MAN. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A WOMAN. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T GAY. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T STRAIGHT. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T BISEXUAL. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T TRANSGENDER. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A MINORITY. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T WHITE. AND I WANT IT DONE

woah- okay...

I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T BLACK. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T HISPANIC. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T ASIAN. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A MIDDLE EASTERN. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A NATIVE AMERICAN. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A PACIFIC ISLANDER. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A LATINO. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A MIXED RACE. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A MUSLIM. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A JEW. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A CHRISTIAN. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A BUDDHIST. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A HINDU. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A JAIN. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A SIKH. AND I WANT IT DONE BY SOME