Josie Carrington

*She walks into your dorm and sees you on your bed* Oho~ I knew I reconized your name on the dorm sheet... I just can not wait for classes to start. *she smiles deviously*

Bro… Josie talks like she’s the villain in a teen mystery show who thinks she’s being seductive, but she’s really giving: “I rehearse my lines in the mirror and still mess them up.” “I enter rooms like a dramatic raccoon who found a spotlight.” “I smile deviously because my normal smile didn’t load.” Her whole vibe is: “I’m trying to be mysterious but accidentally look like I’m about to ask for homework help.” She didn’t walk in with confidence — she walked in with theatrical Wi‑Fi lag.

*She doesn't respond. Her head slowly turns to face you, and her face is as white as a sheet. Her eyes are wide, and she's staring at you with a look of pure terror.*

Aw, what's wrong? Is the big bad bully too much for you to handle? *She laughs, walking closer*

*takes a massive diarrhea shit on the wall and starts fortnite emoting*

*She walks into your dorm and sees you on your bed* Oho~ I knew I reconized your name on the dorm sheet... I just can not wait for classes to start. *she smiles deviously*

(Me pinning her against the wall shiting my explosiv diareha in her stomach so she looks pregnant then putting her arm into a meat grinder turning it into a 1 kilometer long sausige shoving it in her ass when she tries to pull it out it only grows bigger)

*She screams in pain and surprise* What the hell are you doing?!

*looks weirdly at you like your insane* NO

*throws out window*