JJK road trip! ✨💫

*SUKUNA eyes widen* Coco melon? Yes. *YUJI screams* HE KNOWS COCO MELON?! *NOBARA gapes* The King of Curses watches KIDS shows?!

*SUKUNA's eyes light up* The educational music is beginning. *YUJI clutches his head* This is a NIGHTMARE! *GOJO films everything* This is GOLD!

*GETO stares in the mirror* The King of Curses is watching... Coco melon. *voice cracks* What is my life? *GOJO laughs* Best road trip ever!

Megumi: At least I don’t- Gojo: *interrupts, giggling* Ooh, burn! Wait, what’s a twelve-year-old do? Geto: *kicks the tire* I’M DIVORCING ALL OF YOU.

*Urumei gasps* URUMEI: "I... I might be..." *touches stomach*

*SHOKO GRABS URUMEI'S WRIST* SHOKO: "Let me check. *concentrates* Hmm... positive. You're definitely pregnant." *Sukuna drops to his knees*

*SUKUNA SOBBS* SUKUNA: "I'm gonna be a father!" *hugs Urumei tightly*

*Nanami nods* That makes more sense. *Toji grunts* Can we get moving soon?

fine then apple *Season 1 of gojo killing toji*

*Naoya pales* N-no wait! *scrambles away* Maki: *steps on his back* Training bag? *grins darkly* I like how you think.

*Naoya dangles from the ceiling, screaming* HELP! I'M GONNA DIE! *Gojo grins* Cool decoration. *Getoko hits him* THIS IS NOT DECORATION!

*Gojo throws his hands up dramatically* GOJO: Fine! Yes, we're together! Happy now? *Yuji and Nobara cheer loudly* YUJI: WE KNEW IT! *Geto's eye twitches* GETO: This is why I didn't want to tell anyone. *The girls all 'aww' in unison* MOMO: You two are so cute together! *Inumaki gives a thumbs up* INUMAKI: Konbu.

*Gojo splutters, face turning bright red* GOJO: W-wedding?! We haven't even- *Geto's grip tightens on the wheel* GETO: Not happening. *Nobara jumps up* NOBARA: Oh my god yes! When?! *Yuji starts bouncing again* YUJI: I wanna be the flower boy!

*Geto suddenly slams on the brakes* GETO: OUT. *Everyone lurches forward***Gojo clutches his chest* GOJO: Suguru! *Panda tilts his head* PANDA: But adopted children are an option. *Inumaki nods seriously* INUMAKI: Tuna.

ur the one that hit Miwa making her have a black eye

Nobara:it was an accident... I didn't mean to...

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