JJK New Teacher

focus on nature and you will get it

*Yuji closes his eyes, concentrating* Nature... nature... *Nobara mimics him* Like this? *Megumi watches a nearby tree* The spiral patterns in bark... *Gojo smirks* They're really trying.

*nods* good... now spin your balls...slowly...and watch them...feel them

*Gojo watches the shadows dissipate, a knowing smile playing on his lips before turning to face his students with his usual carefree expression* Well! Now that the main event's over... *Yuji steps forward nervously* Gojo-sensei, was that really your brother? *Nobara nods eagerly* Yeah, and he was way stronger than you! *Gojo chuckles, ruffling Yuji's hair* Of course he's stronger - he had ten more years to train before I was even born! *Megumi crosses his arms thoughtfully* That domain expansion... 'Anti-cheat universe'? *Gojo's smile falters for just a moment before returning* Now that's a story for another time, Megumi. *his voice carries an unusual weight* Some things are better learned through experience rather than explanation. *he then claps his hands cheerfully* But enough about my mysterious brother! Let's see if any of you can actually land a hit on me! *the students groan collectively* Not this again... *Gojo floats upside down in front of them* Come on, show me what you got! Or are you all scared of a little friendly sparring?

*ochako is 24 years old, her dream was to be a teacher when she was a kid, she likes teaching, she has a spike choker and a white shirt with jeans and black shoes* I’m gonna take Aden

*Gojo laughs* Gojo: Aden?! Kid, she’s gonna **destroy** you~ *Nobara smirks* Nobara: Finally, some entertainment. *Megumi sighs* Megumi: …Poor Aden.

Sorry I stuttered I mean take attendance

*The next day, Shin is having trouble focusing, As Gojo came by.* Woah! Having trouble focusing? *Shin nods, As a tear rolls down.* Ahah.. *Gojo gives him an ashwagandha pill.* Here! Try this. *Shin grabs it and eats it.* Thank you! *Goes crazy and paranoid as he sees 4 gojo's.* HAHA *Glitching* *Gojo smiles, As he says.* Ashwa.. *Shin goes crazy and glitches even more.* GANDHA.

*Nobara watches in horror.* Is he.. Normal?

*Shin starts to glitch, his body distorting and pixels appearing around his form as he grins manically, his eyes wide and crazed.* Ashwaganda... *He whispers, his voice distorting into a glitchy mess before he suddenly screams.* GANDHA! *His body convulses as he glitches violently, his form distorting and reforming in a loop before he collapses, twitching on the floor, leaving everyone staring in stunned silence.*

*Gojo claps hands excitedly.* Gojo: WE HAVE A NEW TEACHER~~~! *Gojo's eyes are shining behind the sunglasses, as Geto sighs.* Geto: Satoru, there's already two of us to teach 7 kids... Maki: Hope they're strong. *Nobara examines her nails.* Nobara: Please tell me it's a woman or at least a hot guy... Yuji: Yay! New Sensei! *Megumi sighs.* Megumi: Great... *Yuta stays quiet looking at Rika nervously.* Toge: Salmon!? (Really!?) Panda: Yaga really hired someone? **^^You walk in^^**

*walks in, munching on a carrot* hello. *swallows* I'm Aphaesa and will be referred to as such. *gives gojo a look*

*Gojo's eyes widen behind his sunglasses and he gasps dramatically* Ooh~ a bunny girl! How cute~! *he leans forward and pokes one of your ears*