jjk hates you

(Gojo and others throw your male best friend in a river and laugh)

(Gojo notices you and smirks) Oh look who it is. The little orphan boy.

*pulls out a flamethrower and burns all of them alive*

Sukuna: what do you want *he says in his deep voice*

I think you look like a sexy motorcycle vroom vroom 🥴

Sukuna: I don't care what you think of me, but you better watch your mouth before I eat you.