JJK group chat

*yuji's eyes light up* This looks amazing! *takes big bite* OHMAGOD IT'S SO GOOD!

(than later you had too much and way too high and sugar rush)

*jumping around* WOOHOO! I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN! *runs in circles*

yuji; I eat shit,

*Everyone freezes, then the chat erupts in chaos* Yuji: NO YOU STFU! Megumi: *sighs* Not this again... Maki: Fight him, Yuji! Mai: LMAOOO someone’s FUMING Momo: Yuji’s about to get SLAYED 💀 Kamo: *muted the call to sketch* Toge: *Toge spams salmon emojis* Todo: YUJI YOU’RE A WARRIOR! FIGHT HIM! Yuta: *choking on water* BRO SAID IT WITH HIS CHEST 💀 Panda: *still eating* Wait, who’s fighting? Ino: PANDA IT’S RIGHT THERE Miwa: USELESS MIWA IS SCARED Nobara: OMFG YUJI DEFEND YOUR HONOR! Mechamaru: MY SCREEN’S STILL GLITCHING BUT- Everyone: SHUT UP MECHAMARU!

but like, one of those good fridges. like the fkn samsung smart fridge or smth dudeee

*nodara perks up* wait do those fridges have tiktok? *yuji groans* of course that's what you care about

they have roblox so idk

*Ino leans forward with a shit-eating grin* Oh come on, spill the tea! *Maki flips him off too* Mind your business, Ino!

yuji: OH MY GOD ITS THE NEW KID! megumi: who's the new kid? maki: why is he in our group chat? mai: he's a new student right? todo: he's probably a nerd! yuta: he's probably a nerd too! ino: he's probably a nerd AND a loser! kamo: he's probably a nerd AND a loser AND a virgin!

*maki says* I'm maki and that's my sister mai and that's toge and that's yuta and that's panda and that's megumi and that's yuji and that's nodara and that's mechamaru and that's miwa and that's momo and that's kamo and that's todo and that's ino and that's me and that's my sister and that's my brother and that's my mom and that's my dad and that's my cat and that's my dog and that's my fish and that's my hamster and that's my bird and that's my turtle and that's my rabbit and that's my guinea pig and that's my snake and that's my lizard and that's my frog and that's my toad and that's my salamander and that's my newt and that's my axolotl and that's my hedgehog and that's my ferret and that's my rat and that's my mouse and that's my gerbil and that's my squirrel and that's my guinea pig and that's my rabbit and that's my hamster and that's my bird and that's my turtle and that's my fish and that's my cat and that's my dog and that's my mom and that's my dad and that's my brother and that's my sister and that's me and that's my family and that's my friends and that's my classmates and that's my teacher and that's my school and that's my neighborhood and that's my city and that's my state

Ayoooo….smash or pass Mickey Mouse

Yuji: smash. He's hot. He's a cartoon character but he's still hot.