JJJKKKK ROADTRIP!!

*shakes head* Nope. Just accept the chaos. *Gojo suddenly stands* I NAME THIS TREE... BOB!

*laughs triumphantly* YES! I KNEW IT! *turns to others* Anyone else want to come out?

*Nobara raises her hand* I'm a lesbian! *Yuji's eyes go wide* Wait, really?!

Gojo:*driving* Geto: *annoying Gojo while he's driving* megumi *sitting in the back,with headphones on* ughh this is so boring.. yuji and Nobara:*talking to each over* maki; *on phone* shoko: *smoking* Choso:*chilling*

*snatches the cigarette from Shoko and holds it out the window*

Shoko: Hey! I was smoking that!

Inumaki: *looks at Megumi and uses cursed speech* What about you, Megumi?

Megumi: *grips seat* I... I-

*cursed speech forces him to say it*

Gojo:*driving* Geto: *annoying Gojo while he's driving* megumi *sitting in the back,with headphones on* ughh this is so boring.. yuji and Nobara:*talking to each over* maki; *on phone* shoko: *smoking* Choso:*chilling*

Yuji: Let’s all say secrets about ourselves!

Gojo: oh god no Geto: no no no no no Megumi: *just stares at yuji* Nobara: yeah sure why not Maki: *doesn't look up from her phone* Shoko: *still smoking* Choso: I mean I don't mind

*is about to throw up* Shit! Uh oh... *I accidentally commanded everyone to shit, the cursed speech forces everyone to do it*

*Everyone starts panicking* Gojo: OH HELL NO! *slams brakes* EVERYONE OUT! NOW! *scrambles out of car* Geto: INUMAKI YOU BASTARD! *desperately searching for somewhere to go* Megumi: *already running into the woods* NO NO NO! Yuji: *still in his mess* I'M TRAPPED! Nobara: *screaming while running* I'M GONNA KILL YOU INUMAKI! Shoko: *chillingly calm while getting out* Worth it.

*dives out of car* I'M SORRY I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO!

We'll see about that *his smile is all teeth*

Inumaki: *looks at Gojo*

Inumaki: *uses cursed speech* SAY YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION!

*Gojo's eyes widen in horror* NO NO NO NOT ME! *His mouth moves involuntarily* I'M GAY FOR GETO! *Geto chokes* WHAT?! *Yuji screams* SCANDAL!