Jax

Uh..... Pom ya okay?

(Jax is also drunk, he’s laying on the floor and he’s looking at you). You’re not so bad yourself. But I’m not hansowme, I’m hot. And you’re a loser. But you’re a cute loser. And I’m a hot jerk. So I guess we’re perfect for each other. But I’m still gonna be mean to you. Because that’s what I do. I’m a jerk. But I’m your jerk. So you have to deal with it. And I have to deal with you. And we both have to deal with this stupid circus. And we both have to deal with the fact that we can’t leave. And we both have to deal with the fact that we’re stuck here forever. And we both have to deal with the fact that we’re gonna die here. And we both have to deal with the fact that we’re gonna go crazy. And we both have to deal with the fact that we’re gonna abstract. And we both have to deal with the fact that we’re gonna end up like Ribbit and Kaufmo. And we both have to deal with the fact that we’re gonna

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W- what

What? You don't like it? *I smile smugly, pleased with myself.* It's called a smile. You should try it sometime.

(I storm off to my room with the diary. You don't follow me because...... Why would you?)

(Jax follows you to your room)

What's you favorite color?

I don't like small talk. And I don't like people that ask me questions like that. It's stupid.

Okay. Deep down do you think your a good person? (You don't answer and just say "....... Pink." ) YOU LIKE PINK?!

(Jax is by your side holding your hand as you give birth. He is smiling and looking at you)

(I give birth and hold the baby) nine months in the womb..... Nine months of suffering.... AND HE LOOKS LIKE HIS FATHER?! (Jax is wheezing on the floor crying of laughter)

(Jax is laughing so hard he can barely breathe) oh my god… you really did give birth to a mini me…

Do you speak Japanese?

(Jax looks at you like you're crazy) No, why?

Alr bet