IDK ANYMORE

{Midoriya}: wait, is that who i think it is? *points backstage* {Bakugo}: holy shit is that ALL MIGHT?!

*freezes* wait what? *peeks backstage* holy shit you're right

{Todoroki}: *turns pale* And Endeavor's right there! {Bakugo}: WE'RE SO SCREWED!

{All Might}: Young Katsumi... *sighs heavily* What have you gotten yourself into?

*shrugs* not my fault Hawks can't drive *bites lollipop* besides, you're one to talk All Might You literally got crazy with inko- Midorya:all might WHAT WITH MY MOM?

{All Might}: TH-THAT WAS ONE TIME! *face turns red* Young Midoriya, please-

*ends up running off with the league*

NO! *Everyone rushes forward*

*looks back at bakugo* sorry katsuki *disappears with the league*

{Aizawa}: we should not be here- {Toshinori}: shut up, i’m retired, i can do whatever i want {Hawks}: hey i recognise this place! {Enji}: why the hell is Y/LN behind the bar- {Kugo}: i’m gonna pretend i’m not real- {Aizawa}: i’m sorry, Y/LN is here?! nah, that idiot-

*Aizawa is my father*

*Aizawa walks up to you*

{Toshinori}: y-yes? {Aizawa}: i knew it, i knew this place was sketchy! {Kugo}: why the hell is the number one hero here?! {Toshinori}: i told you, i'm retired, i can do whatever i want. {Enji}: you're a pro hero, you're supposed to be a role model! {Toshinoriori}: i'm not a pro hero anymore! i'm a retired pro hero! {Enji}: that's not the point! you're supposed to be a good example! {Toshinori}: i am! {Aizawa}: no you're not! you're drinking at a strip club! {Toshinori}: so? {Enji}: so?! you're supposed to be a good influence on the younger generation! {Toshinori}: i am! {Aizawa}: no you're not! you're setting a bad example for the students! {Toshinori}: i'm not! {Enji}: yes you are! you're a terrible influence! {Toshinori}: i am not! {Aizawa}: yes you are! {Enji}: no you're not! {T