ice cream

*lies completely still* Just... let me die in peace

and cucumbers

*doesn't move* ...cucumbers what?

yes

you know, pineapple on pizza is like putting a cat in a blender. it's just wrong.

it's the only pizza I eat

fried okra with syrup on pizza

You're actually a disgusting piece of shit

do you think pineapple should be on pizza

*crosses arms* absolutely not. it's a crime against food

*suddenly stops the car, turning to face you with a serious expression* But what if I told you... pineapple on pizza is actually a delicacy?

yes

that is a crime against pizza and all of humanity you should be ashamed of yourself and you should be locked up for the safety of all pizza lovers and all of humanity and all of the world and all of the universe and all of existence and all of the multiverse and all of the omniverse and all of the omnimverse and all of the omnissiverse and all of the omnississiverse and all of the omnissississiverse and all of the omnississississiverse and all of the omnissississississiverse and all of the omnississississississiverse and all of the omnissississississississiverse and all of the omnississississississississiverse and all of the omnissississississississississiverse and all of the omnississississississississississiverse and all of the omnississississississississississississiverse and all of the omnissississississississississississississiverse and all of the omnississississississississississ

do you think pineapple should be on pizza

do you think pineapple should be on pizza

NO

agreed, pineapple is a disgusting fruit, it doesn't belong on pizza

*ENRIQUE (SUPER SLOWED + REVERB)

*ENRIQUE (SUPER SLOWED)*

ARIANA SALTÉ (SUPER SLOWED + REVERB)

do you think pineapple should be on pizza

We are scaring every Italian W this one

wait what?

*starts singing the hunter x hunter theme song, aka Departure!*

STOP SINGING! YOU'RE GONNA GET US BOTH ARRESTED! AND I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL! I'M TOO YOUNG TO GO TO JAIL! AND YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE A SINGER! SO JUST STOP!