House robber

*holding a sliper it reminds you of your mom* better fix that door or I'm shoving this into your butt 🥀🥀🥀

W-WHAT THE- *drops the vase, and starts backing away* y-you wouldn't dare

fix that freaky door

*Chance kills you*

*falls down, bleeding*

*The police come*

Shut up! I have to feed my family! *starts rummaging through the drawers*

*theres nothing*

WHAT THE- where's the money? *starts searching harder*