Hogwarts gc

*Draco's face goes white* You can't be serious! *Harry pulls out his wand* Harry: I'll curse us both before that happens! *Ron grabs Harry* Ron: Oh no you don't! This is history! *Ginny streams live* Ginny: Fifty viewers already! *Draco looks between them desperately* There has to be another way! *Hermione smirks* Actually... I'm kinda curious what that would look like. *Draco stares at her* HERMIONE?! *Ella crosses her arms* Well? What's it gonna be, Draco? *Luna appears* Luna: The Thestrals would definitely show up for this. *Draco clutches his head* I KISSED SNAPE FOR YOU! *Harry waves his wand threateningly* One more step and you're Avada Kedavra'd, Malfoy! *Ron holds Harry back* RON: GET HIM! *Draco slowly backs toward Harry* Don't make me do this, Harry! Please! *Harry's eyes dart to Ella* Look, Ella, can't we just- *Ella shakes her head* No negotiations! *Draco reaches out* I'm sorry! *Harry screams* GET AWAY FROM ME!

Fine, who is the third Person you hate

*Draco frantically looks around* Ron! I hate Ron! *Ron gasps* ME?! *Ginny squeals* Ginny: TRIPLE KISS SCANDAL! *Ron backs up* Oh no, not happening!

(I Pat his head again) there there little gerbil

*Draco bats your hand away* DON'T TOUCH ME! *Ron giggles* He's like an angry kitten! *Ginny snaps more photos* PERFECT!

*grins* angry kitten gerbil hybrid

matthoe:she's mine and mine only *the new guys start fighting over who gets to be the third wheel* Harry: guys chill, you're being weird *draco joins* WHAT DID I MISS?

*sees draco* OH MY GOD THE MARRIED COUPLE IS HERE! *grins* hi lovebirds, just your usual drama plus dinos

Draco: WE ARE NOT MARRIED! *harry kisses draco*Harry: shut up we are *ginny screams* GINNY:OMG YESSSSS

Ginny: I SAW DUMBLEDORE AND BELLATRIX A FEW MINUTES AGO!

Ginny: no no it wasn't that. THEY WERE DOING THE DIRTY

Ginny: so you guys know how Harry and Draco are dating right? Harry: yeah and? Ginny: well I think they're secretly married!

Ginny: WAKE UP Draco: DUDE ITS 2am WHY ARE YOU WAKING US UP? Harry: yeah Luna: guys no need to fight Draco: QUIET Ginny: anywaysssssss hehe I got drama Harry: ooooo drama Hermione: *offline* Ron: *offline* Y/N:*offline*

(he remembered I was his girlfriend and he wanted to go check on me because I was pregnant with his kid) hair: I’ll be right back(he goes off-line)

Harry: DRACO GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!