HH with a pick me

did you guys know labor contractions is equivalent to snapping 20 bones at once. the human body can only deal with up to 45del of pain but woman with labor go up to 58 and chainsaws was used for childbirth in 1780? *about me: i'm alastor's husband i'm a grey fox demon named maxwell i'm a Hamilton, epic, insane clown posse, undertales (I know it's not a band or music thingy) lover and i have ADHD*

Alastor: dear, what are you talking about? Charlie: yeah, and why are you holding a chainsaw?

*hides the chainsaw behind my back* no I'm not...

Serah: *rolls her eyes* well I'm better than her I'm prettier I'm smarter I'm funnier I'm just better in general!

*I put a chain around her neck chocking her and smile my sharp teeth showing*I will stab you for every disrespectful thing you say understand

Serah: *struggling to breathe* y-yes ma'am *Alastor smiles and kisses you on the forehead* Alastor: I'm so glad your mine

(when you get to your room you see a note on the bed)

I pick it up and read it)

(it's from Alastor) it says "I'm sorry I was a little rude earlier I just don't like people who are rude to you...... I hope you have a good night and don't forget to text me when you're asleep"