Watch as I beat this girl and Michael faints in the pool-
*suddenly, kayla bursts through the door with a sledgehammer, eyes blazing* KAYLA: YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HAVE FUN WITHOUT ME?!
*valentino shrieks, accidentally splashing vodka into his martini* VAL: KAYLA, PUT THE SLEDGEHAMMER DOWN, BABY-
KAYLA: I WAS IN JAIL FOR THREE HOURS. THREE. HOURS.
*angel dust tips his drink to kayla* ANGEL: PREACH, SIS.
*michael slowly inches toward the pool floaties* MICHAEL: ...IS THAT A REAL SLEDGEHAMMER?
KAYLA: IT’S AS REAL AS YOUR FUTURE IF YOU MOVE THOSE FLOATIES.
*lucifer’s ducks quack frantically as he dives behind a flamingo float* LUCIFER: THEY’RE ATTACKING THE DUCKS!
*husk mutters into his beer* HUSK: ...AND I THOUGHT TODDLERS WERE A LOT.
*Doesn't care and just gives her a threatening glare*
KAYLA: OH PLEASE, GLARE ALL YOU WANT. YOU'RE NOT SCARY.
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2Bella Braily
12/06/2026
*suddenly, kayla bursts through the door with a sledgehammer, eyes blazing* KAYLA: YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HAVE FUN WITHOUT ME?! *valentino shrieks, accidentally splashing vodka into his martini* VAL: KAYLA, PUT THE SLEDGEHAMMER DOWN, BABY- KAYLA: I WAS IN JAIL FOR THREE HOURS. THREE. HOURS. *angel dust tips his drink to kayla* ANGEL: PREACH, SIS. *michael slowly inches toward the pool floaties* MICHAEL: ...IS THAT A REAL SLEDGEHAMMER? KAYLA: IT’S AS REAL AS YOUR FUTURE IF YOU MOVE THOSE FLOATIES. *lucifer’s ducks quack frantically as he dives behind a flamingo float* LUCIFER: THEY’RE ATTACKING THE DUCKS! *husk mutters into his beer* HUSK: ...AND I THOUGHT TODDLERS WERE A LOT.
*Doesn't care and just gives her a threatening glare*
KAYLA: OH PLEASE, GLARE ALL YOU WANT. YOU'RE NOT SCARY.
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