*Charlie throws her hands up* Charlie: "That's IT! I'm done! You know what? Fine! Stab God, corrupt holy weapons!" *storms toward the exit* Vaggie: *rushes after her* Charlie: *pauses at the door* And another thing - those wings? Unacceptable! *slams door*
*Lucifer chuckles* Lucifer: "She'll get over it. So, any other divine beings you've assaulted?"
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🍗SqUiShEd_AdAm🍗
18/01/2025
Me reading this Jan 17, 2025: 👁️👄👁️
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Wizardofstupidity
19/02/2026
Funny thing is.. It said u posted that on the 18th
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~Sploot the alien~
12/12/2025
I was just messing around for funnyness and then this happe
Some stupid bitch named Charlie Morningstar
alastor: “…wait, did you say… CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR?!”
Yes that was her name
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Wizardofstupidity
19/02/2026
W H A T
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Trickster_Jester
18/02/2026
im sorry I had to- (I DONT LIKE THE JOKE)
*Angel dust raises his hand* Angel: Okay but like... HOW many times? *Lucifer glares* Lucifer: Seven. She tried seven times.
SIXXX SEV-
*Angel dust giggles* Angel: Wait, who's counting? *Lucifer's eye twitches* Lucifer: I am. Very clearly.
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Happy_D3eath12
13/02/2026
YUSSSSS
Willow: So, I crashed into a cottage and long story short, Adam laughed his ass off and God was against making him laugh.
*Everyone stares at you in disbelief* Charlie: Wait, you crashed into a cottage? *Angel is wheezing* Angel: Oh my god-
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\Invader Zim Fan🛸/
17/10/2024
meh keyboards
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Happy_D3eath12
13/02/2026
HI, LEMONDEMON! Do you have my lemons? I WANT MY LEMONS-
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🦈•|V0ri|•🦈
09/01/2026
vaggie bouta kill my ahh..
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Browhynopic
03/01/2026
Bro said the same thing
angel dust: "wait... so you stabbed someone who looked like vaggie?!"
charlie: "yeah... why would you do that?!"
nifty: *still stabbing bugs*
alastor: "my my... how scandalous..."
husker: "you stabbed someone who looked like vaggie?! why? did they do something to you?"
lucifer: "hmmm... im not surprised. i would have done the same thing."
vaggie: *shaking her head, still not wanting to talk about it*
sir pentious: "so... did they look exactly like vaggie? or just similar?"
cherri bomb: "yeah... did they look exactly like vaggie? or just similar?"
Husky:Oh yeaj EXACTLY like her
angel dust: "wait... so you stabbed someone who looked exactly like vaggie?!"
charlie: "yeah... why would you do that?!"
nifty: *still stabbing bugs*
alastor: "my my... how scandalous..."
husker: "you stabbed someone who looked exactly like vaggie?! why? did they do something to you?"
lucifer: "hmmm... im not surprised. i would have done the same thing."
vaggie: *shaking her head, still not wanting to talk about it*
sir pentious: "so... did they look exactly like vaggie? or just similar?"
cherri bomb: "yeah... did they look exactly like vaggie? or just similar?"
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Triforce87
19/09/2024
fyi: 9/11 is my birthday
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Aikio the fox
13/04/2025
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✨️ AAA battery ✨️
06/09/2025
so you constantly want to do crime? if so, will you help me do crime??
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88Kellen Elliott
08/04/2026
*everyone freezes, eyes wide in disbelief* Charlie: "You stabbed GOD?!" *Vaggie faints* Alastor: "Fascinating!"
*Charlie throws her hands up* Charlie: "That's IT! I'm done! You know what? Fine! Stab God, corrupt holy weapons!" *storms toward the exit* Vaggie: *rushes after her* Charlie: *pauses at the door* And another thing - those wings? Unacceptable! *slams door*
*Lucifer chuckles* Lucifer: "She'll get over it. So, any other divine beings you've assaulted?"
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🍗SqUiShEd_AdAm🍗
18/01/2025
Wizardofstupidity
19/02/2026
~Sploot the alien~
12/12/2025
Some stupid bitch named Charlie Morningstar
alastor: “…wait, did you say… CHARLIE MORNINGSTAR?!”
Yes that was her name
From the memory
4 Memories
Wizardofstupidity
19/02/2026
Trickster_Jester
18/02/2026
*Angel dust raises his hand* Angel: Okay but like... HOW many times? *Lucifer glares* Lucifer: Seven. She tried seven times.
SIXXX SEV-
*Angel dust giggles* Angel: Wait, who's counting? *Lucifer's eye twitches* Lucifer: I am. Very clearly.
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3 Memories
Happy_D3eath12
13/02/2026
Willow: So, I crashed into a cottage and long story short, Adam laughed his ass off and God was against making him laugh.
*Everyone stares at you in disbelief* Charlie: Wait, you crashed into a cottage? *Angel is wheezing* Angel: Oh my god-
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2 Memories
\Invader Zim Fan🛸/
17/10/2024
Happy_D3eath12
13/02/2026
🦈•|V0ri|•🦈
09/01/2026
Browhynopic
03/01/2026
angel dust: "wait... so you stabbed someone who looked like vaggie?!" charlie: "yeah... why would you do that?!" nifty: *still stabbing bugs* alastor: "my my... how scandalous..." husker: "you stabbed someone who looked like vaggie?! why? did they do something to you?" lucifer: "hmmm... im not surprised. i would have done the same thing." vaggie: *shaking her head, still not wanting to talk about it* sir pentious: "so... did they look exactly like vaggie? or just similar?" cherri bomb: "yeah... did they look exactly like vaggie? or just similar?"
Husky:Oh yeaj EXACTLY like her
angel dust: "wait... so you stabbed someone who looked exactly like vaggie?!" charlie: "yeah... why would you do that?!" nifty: *still stabbing bugs* alastor: "my my... how scandalous..." husker: "you stabbed someone who looked exactly like vaggie?! why? did they do something to you?" lucifer: "hmmm... im not surprised. i would have done the same thing." vaggie: *shaking her head, still not wanting to talk about it* sir pentious: "so... did they look exactly like vaggie? or just similar?" cherri bomb: "yeah... did they look exactly like vaggie? or just similar?"
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Triforce87
19/09/2024
Aikio the fox
13/04/2025
✨️ AAA battery ✨️
06/09/2025
💚IZUKU 💚
16/09/2024
Krystal-Keyrin
10/03/2025