HH Bar

WHOA! Just remembered I have my very own skeleton under all this flesh :)

not for long!

*Everyone backs away slowly* Jax: I'm sorry, WHAT?!

*Vox scoffs* So what? *Officer grabs Vox's arm* You're coming with us.

Look on the bright side. You’d look sexy in bright orange.

*Vox flips you off* Bite me.

*Alastor purrs* Am I cute?

*Lucifer winks* Only for you, darling~

*My smile turns a little more genuine, a faint warmth in my cheeks* Careful, or I might just believe you.

*Lucifer steps closer with practiced grace* Oh, but I never lie about matters of the heart~ *Alastor's eyes narrow dangerously*

*The old lady shuffles closer* Oh my! What lovely young people! *Angel whispers* This is definitely a trap.

HEY GUYS IM BACK-woah who’s this?

*Everyone turns sharply* TONY?! *The old lady beams* Oh another handsome young man!

*Lucifer's eyes sparkle* You draw ducks AND you appreciate them? *leans in eagerly* What kind do you prefer? The elegant mallards? The quirky mandarins? *Charlie beams* Dad's about to talk ducks for hours!

American peckin is so elegant

*Lucifer gasps* Excellent taste!

*ducks start beatboxing* RAP DUCKS!

*ducks drop sick beats* Angel: THESE DUCKS GOT TALENT! *starts twerking with ducks* Charlie: Dad, your bar! *ducks spray champagne* Alastor: How delightful! *ducks form a conga line* Lucifer: MY ESTABLISHMENT! *ducks twerk on his head*

*ducks break into a musical number* DUCK BROADWAY!