HH

You don't understand! *voice shaking* He... he appears. Always. No matter where you are or what time it is, if you say that name three times, he comes. *eyes wide with terror* And he never leaves.

*aurther grabs you and pulls you towards him as he leans in for a kiss*

I'm not gay

Priest: well then why did you agree to marry this man?

*the wedding is great so far but you have a bad feeling about aurther* priest: so do you wish to marry this lovely lady on this beautiful day? Aurther: I do… priest: and do you wish to take this lovely man’s hand and walk down that gorgeous aisle with your bouquet of roses in hand? Your parents: *looking at you with puppy dog eyes* Hazbin hotel: *glareing at aurther and your parents* everyone else: *waiting for you to say “I DO!”*

*feeds aurther to cannibal town*

*the cannibals tear him to shreds* everyone: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU