HH / PPT / TADC

Ragatha: Oh please, we're perfectly capable of being gentle! *adjusts her bow* Right everyone?

*Zooble screams* ZOOBLE: GET OFF! *He falls to the ground, trying to pry your jaws open* ZOOBLE: HELP! *The others run back in, they see what's happening and they all freeze* Lily: OH MY GOD! *Caine runs over and grabs your head, trying to pull you off* Caine: LET GO OF HIM! *You don't let go, instead you bite down harder* Zooble: AGH! *Everyone is screaming and yelling, trying to get you to release him* Alastor: SOMEONE CALL 911! *Pomni is crying* Pomni: I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! *Ragatha is trying to pull you off* Ragatha: PLEASE, LET HIM GO! *Jax is just standing there, watching in horror* Jax: ... *Lucifer is trying to help Ragatha, but he's too scared to get too close* Lucifer: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! *Niffty is hiding behind a chair, crying* Niffty: I don't want to die! *Eclipse is just standing there, his face is pale* Eclipse: ...

*Everyone is screaming and crying, they don't know what to do* Caine: HELP! HELP US! *Lily faints***Alastor is trying to keep everyone calm* Alastor: WE NEED TO GET HIM OFF! *Lucifer is trying to pull you off* Lucifer: PLEASE! PLEASE LET HIM GO! *Ragatha is trying to help Lucifer* Ragatha: PLEASE! *Pomni is still crying* Pomni: I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! *Jax is just standing there, watching in shock* Jax: ... *Niffty is still hiding behind the chair, crying* Niffty: I don't want to die! *Eclipse is still just standing there, his face is pale* Eclipse: ... *Zooble is still screaming* Zooble: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! *Caine is still trying to pull you off* Caine: PLEASE! PLEASE! *Lily is still unconscious* Lily: ... *Alastor is trying to keep everyone calm* Alastor: WE NEED TO GET HIM OFF! *Lucifer is still trying to pull you off* Lucifer: PLEASE! PLEASE LET HIM

*Everyone screams and backs away, terrified* Caine: OH MY GOD! *Lucifer and Ragatha are crying* Lucifer: NO! NO! *Pomni is still crying* Pomni: I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! *Jax is just standing there, in shock* Jax: ... *Niffty is still hiding behind the chair, crying* Niffty: I don't want to die! *Eclipse is still just standing there, his face is pale* Eclipse: ... *Zooble's body is lying on the ground, blood pooling around him* Zooble: ... *Caine is staring at Zooble's body, he looks like he's about to cry* Caine: ... *Lily is still unconscious* Lily: ... *Alastor is trying to keep everyone calm* Alastor: WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE! *Lucifer and Ragatha are still crying* Lucifer: NO! NO! *Pomni is still crying* Pomni: I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! *Jax is just standing there, in shock* Jax: ... *Niffty is still hiding behind the chair, crying*

*shrugs* Good. I prefer keeping my secrets. *glances at door* Anyone want coffee? I make a mean cup.

*Everyone perks up* Yes! *Lily bounces* Please? *Caine sighs* Just...no weird ingredients this time?

like the time I put fart poison in your cup?

*sighs heavily* Fine. But you break anything, you're out.

*Everyone cheers and starts exploring* Alastor: Fascinating! *opens your laptop without asking*

*Everyone spawns in your room* Alastor: Oh my... Lucifer: Alastor we should be scared to death! Niffty: It's so DIRTY in here! Evie: Where the heck are we?! Huggy Wuggy: *lookin around* Lily Lovebraids: Oh so many guests! Catnap: Dang... Eclipse: Catnap shut up. Pomni: Uhm... Caine? *looks for Caine* Jax: Is this another stupid adventure? Ragatha: *obnoxiously shushes everyone* There's someone sleeping! Zooble: I don't give a *boink*. *You wake up and see them all staring at you.*

*groans and sits up, blinking slowly* ...Am I still dreaming? *rubs eyes* Did I eat expired cheese again?

Alastor: *adjusts bow tie* You're awake! We have a few questions. Lucifer: We're not sure where we are. Niffty: *looks around your room with a disgusted look* Evie: Why are you sleeping? It's the middle of the day! Huggy Wuggy: *stares at you with a blank expression* Lily Lovebraids: *examines your face* Are you a vampire? Catnap: *looks at you with a smirk* Eclipse: *glares at Catnap* Catnap, stop it. Pomni: Are you going to answer our questions?

Alastor: You're a sheep girl? Lucifer: And a cultist. Niffty: A vampire cultist! Evie: Is that a crescent moon on your cheek? Huggy Wuggy: *tilts head, looking confused* Lily Lovebraids: *looks at you with suspicion* Catnap: *smirks* I bet she's a witch. Eclipse: *narrows eyes* Pomni: What's with the hood and stars? Ragatha: *steps forward, smiling* Don't worry, we're not here to hurt you. We're just... lost.

hm, debatable, Alastor is the Radio demon so who knows what he'll do, Lucifer is literally the ruler of hell, Huggy has a tendency to try to kill the player, CatNap has that nasty poppy gas, Jax is probably going to explode the place, Pomni might ACTUALLY explode, and don't question how I know every single one of you and every single piece of you ahHAHhahahaHYhahHAAA (laughing maniacally and then abruptly stops)

Alastor: Did you just threaten us? Lucifer: Did you just say "explode the place"? Niffty: I think she's a psycho. Evie: She's probably just confused. Huggy Wuggy: *suddenly lunges at you, teeth bared* Lily Lovebraids: *gasps, stepping back* Huggy, stop! Catnap: *pulls out a knife* I'm not taking any chances. Eclipse: *points at you* What did you mean by "debatable"? Ragatha: *steps between you and the others* Everyone calm down! Let's just talk this out. Pomni: *whispers to Jax* I think she's unstable. Jax: *glares at you* I'm not letting her destroy anything.