Hetalia-road trip

*snort quietly, rolling eyes* Yeah? Ever seen a bird with three degrees fly? *cross arms, glaring at England’s smirk* (England) Says the bloke who cried over a flat tire last week. *leans forward, raising an eyebrow* Three degrees in *what*, exactly? *snaps fingers at Canada* PETER, settle this. *Canada jumps, clutching Kumajiro* Uh…b-bears don’t need degrees! (America, from the front seat) DUDE, SPECS IS RIGHT-*gasp* WAIT, DOES MY YOUTUBE VIDEO HAVE VIEWS?! *frantically shakes phone at no-signal screen* (France, preening hair with a谁的谁的谁的谁的谁谁的谁的谁的谁的谁谁的谁的谁谁的谁的谁谁的谁的谁谁的谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁谁的谁

england:*looks at you with an annoyed look*because I'm a一级笨蛋(I can't write it in Chinese sry) and I don't want to be near you!

This is better than porn! *snorts*

*Everyone stares in disbelief* America:"HE FAKED IT?!" *Russia's jaw clenches* Brilliant演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的演的

*Arthur scowls* Don't you start too! *points at Russia* Your turn, Ivan!

*Ivan smiles peacefully* Truth.

*arthur scowls deeply* Whats your favorite thing about the people in this room?

*Germany mutters* Thank you, Japan. *Alfred tightens his arms around Kiku* My turn! *points at France* Francis, truth or dare? *Francis strikes a pose* Dare, obviously. *Alfred's eyes gleam mischievously* Go ask someone outside for directions to the nearest gas station. In French. *Russia chuckles darkly* This will be interesting.

*Russia laughs loudly* He speak Russian better than English! *Arthur clutches his chest dramatically* My ears are bleeding!