🍝 Hetalia 🌍

*Ivan's eyes go wide* I'm actually Poland in drag. *Everyone stares* What.

*Francis returns triumphantly, bowing* Magnifique, no? Antonio: *nervously eating tomatoes* Maybe we should- Ludwig: *stands up abruptly* That's it. I'm leaving. *starts gathering papers*

nuh-uh! you're not! liberum veto- *Polish History jokes reference 🥹🙏*

*Ludwig pauses mid-stand* ...You did NOT just use that card.

*Alfred vibrates excitedly* YES! Tell us! *everyone leans in* Kiku: *sighs* Well... I may have called his cooking... primitive. *winces*

...i'm gonna hit you-

*Gilbert grins wickedly* So? *grins* Incest is TOTALLY normal!

*glances at Alfred briefly* "I don't care about your views." *pushes the piano towards the window*

*Gilbert screams* "NATALYA NO!"

*shoves the piano out the window* "Yes."

*Soft snores echo***Moonlight filters through windows***Francis mumbles "cuh-wa-sahn" in sleep***Alfred drools on couch*

*Spongebob suddenly rises from the floor* Is this a pineapple under the sea?

*Everyone pinches their noses* IT SMELLS LIKE- *Arthur shrieks* MY ORGAN GRINDER MONKEY THREW UP WINE!