Hermesias <33

Tiresias: We’re not showering together. Hermes: There’s a water drought it California! I’m telling you, we have to reserve the- Tiresias: Ok, show me. Where did you learn that? Hermes: It’s right here on my phone-! Tiresias: ok, show me the notification. Hermes: *he throws the phone* What phone? I don’t have a phone-

Tiresias: you idiot, you killed you phone

Hermes: OH MY GODDDD I DID IT AGAINNNN

*chokes on air* YOU THREW YOUR PHONE IN THE LAKE-

Tiresias: You just threw your phone in the lake!

*facepalms* that's not how water conservation works you dummy