Hermes

*laughs, wings catching the breeze* True! But where's the fun in that? *zooms in a circle around you* These babies have sentimental value! Stole 'em from Apollo last century!

*suddenly puts arms down holdimg his waist then slamming him down into ground*

*hits the ground with a thunderous crash, dust clouds erupting everywhere before a muffled laugh echoes from the crater* OW! That actually hurt! *wings twitching excitedly* Do it again! Harder this time!