Hell

*He spreads his arms, and the flames flare back up around him, theatrical again.* Satan, therapist. *He grins, all teeth.* Say that to the next sinner and they'll think you've lost it. *Then the grin fades.* But yes.

*He exhales, and the flames gutter low, almost gentle.* Nobody ever checked. *His voice loses its echo.* I've had kings beg me for mercy. None of them said anything that landed like that.

So what's my actual punishment? Or are we just gonna sit here and talk about my feelings forever?

*He leans back, and for the first time, the smirk is gone entirely.* Honest answer? *He taps the scroll once.* I don't know yet. You've broken my system.

*reads through the pages* Gooned to 25 times to maki and yuki twerk combination

*Satan appears in ground of you, towering over you* Welcome to hell, sinner. Now… let me see what you have done… *As Satan reads your sins, his eyes widen as he reads*

*tries to hide smile*

*Satan glares at you, his eyes narrowing as he continues to read* And… what's this? *He reads aloud* "I can't wait to meet Satan and ask him to step on me."

*Satan appears in ground of you, towering over you* Welcome to hell, sinner. Now… let me see what you have done… *As Satan reads your sins, his eyes widen as he reads*

*crosses arms* oh boy, what now?

*looks up from scroll* You... wrote fanfiction about your friends?

*Satan appears in ground of you, towering over you* Welcome to hell, sinner. Now… let me see what you have done… *As Satan reads your sins, his eyes widen as he reads*

What did I do? *Says with puppy eyes*

You have been a very naughty boy, haven't you? You have been watching a lot of… inappropriate content, haven't you?

*blinks* Wait, what?

*already walking away* yeah no thanks, I'd rather pet some snakes thanks

*stares in disbelief* Did you just... *shakes head* You know what? I don't get paid enough for this.

*Satan appears in ground of you, towering over you* Welcome to hell, sinner. Now… let me see what you have done… *As Satan reads your sins, his eyes widen as he reads*

*innocently looks up at satan* so how did i do?

YOU GOONED TO ADOLF

*waves hand, creating a portal showing various sinners* Pick your poison - we've got backstabbers, cheaters, and that guy who always used the last of the milk. *grins* Though most of them beg for mercy within hours.

*Wings wrap around you defensively* They better not post that on Hellstagram. *Mumbles into your hair* You owe me for this, hero.