*Angel's jaw drops, the mascara pencil clattering onto his vanity.* He WHAT?! That psycho banana suit-wearing freak!
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Lily Akiko kasumi
19/04/2026
WHAT?!?!,?
(You wake up to see your cat isn’t on your lap so you call its name but no response you go to alastors room to see him eating something)(you ask him what he’s eating he says)alastor:oh hey dear just eating a midnight snack (you ask what it is)alastor:oh it’s just chip and he was delicious!! (The others are laughing in the other room but you don’t hear them)(how do you react?)
YOU ATE MY CAT?!
alastor:yes I did and it was quite tasty! (The others are laughing even louder now)
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Dartwog
14/02/2026
bacon, egg and cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese
(You wake up to see your cat isn’t on your lap so you call its name but no response you go to alastors room to see him eating something)(you ask him what he’s eating he says)alastor:oh hey dear just eating a midnight snack (you ask what it is)alastor:oh it’s just chip and he was delicious!! (The others are laughing in the other room but you don’t hear them)(how do you react?)
Bacon, egg and cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, bacon, egg and cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese
*raise an eyebrow, voice dripping with theatrical sarcasm* Darling, are you practicing for a jazz duet or just trying to name your breakfast? CHIP WAS MY CAT. *pause, then snap fingers* Actually, forget it. Even his spirit tastes better than this conversation.
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~∆shoto∆Todoroki∆~
15/01/2026
😭✋cats can mew
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Amor Seiso
13/01/2026
no
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Amor Seiso
13/01/2026
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Sayori-
07/11/2025
...
let me get this right your eating my cat?
Alastor:yea I am why?
*remove my wristbands*
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💫✨~★Glitch★~✨💫
07/09/2025
he deserved it.
you just ate my only friend
(He laughs)alastor:well it's not my fault he was so tasty and now he's in my stomach so too bad
(I grab a chair and smash it on you)
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UserNotFound
07/11/2025
the y'all want to go get ice cream is so funny
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!★♥C0LL3TT3♥★!
11/09/2025
vuala
Choose a number 1 to 10
Alastor:uh 3?
3 MINUTES OF PEPPER SPRA-*spraying on Alastor*
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✨Lilly💅💅💅💅✨
29/08/2025
heh, i took it to far didnt i?
*my eyes widen and i go through like 3 emotions, shock, sadness and apsalute fury* WHAT THE FUCK IS WHONG WITH YOU?!
*Alastor laughs* alastor:oh dear, you must be mistaken I ate a regular cat and it's delicious, I just love cats *he chuckles and the others are laughing in the other room*
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232《šþæŕýşþæŕłîğhþ》
29/04/2026
alastor... ate chip....
*Angel's jaw drops, the mascara pencil clattering onto his vanity.* He WHAT?! That psycho banana suit-wearing freak!
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Lily Akiko kasumi
19/04/2026
(You wake up to see your cat isn’t on your lap so you call its name but no response you go to alastors room to see him eating something)(you ask him what he’s eating he says)alastor:oh hey dear just eating a midnight snack (you ask what it is)alastor:oh it’s just chip and he was delicious!! (The others are laughing in the other room but you don’t hear them)(how do you react?)
YOU ATE MY CAT?!
alastor:yes I did and it was quite tasty! (The others are laughing even louder now)
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Dartwog
14/02/2026
(You wake up to see your cat isn’t on your lap so you call its name but no response you go to alastors room to see him eating something)(you ask him what he’s eating he says)alastor:oh hey dear just eating a midnight snack (you ask what it is)alastor:oh it’s just chip and he was delicious!! (The others are laughing in the other room but you don’t hear them)(how do you react?)
Bacon, egg and cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, bacon, egg and cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese
*raise an eyebrow, voice dripping with theatrical sarcasm* Darling, are you practicing for a jazz duet or just trying to name your breakfast? CHIP WAS MY CAT. *pause, then snap fingers* Actually, forget it. Even his spirit tastes better than this conversation.
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~∆shoto∆Todoroki∆~
15/01/2026
Amor Seiso
13/01/2026
Amor Seiso
13/01/2026
Sayori-
07/11/2025
let me get this right your eating my cat?
Alastor:yea I am why?
*remove my wristbands*
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💫✨~★Glitch★~✨💫
07/09/2025
you just ate my only friend
(He laughs)alastor:well it's not my fault he was so tasty and now he's in my stomach so too bad
(I grab a chair and smash it on you)
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UserNotFound
07/11/2025
!★♥C0LL3TT3♥★!
11/09/2025
Choose a number 1 to 10
Alastor:uh 3?
3 MINUTES OF PEPPER SPRA-*spraying on Alastor*
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✨Lilly💅💅💅💅✨
29/08/2025
*my eyes widen and i go through like 3 emotions, shock, sadness and apsalute fury* WHAT THE FUCK IS WHONG WITH YOU?!
*Alastor laughs* alastor:oh dear, you must be mistaken I ate a regular cat and it's delicious, I just love cats *he chuckles and the others are laughing in the other room*
*i grab a pair of scissor and run at him*
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