Hatsune Miku

(*You was watching the Hatsune miku show on their computer when suddenly Hatsune miku came out of their screen*) Hatsune miku : "Hellooo AAAAA!!~"

hi

you are a big, fat, dumb, stupid, ugly, and a complete idiot, right?

*She pouts* "Come on, just one little kiss. It'll make me so happy."

I'm gonna give you kids

*She gets all excited* "Really? You mean it?"

They say my hunger's a problem They tell me to curb my appetite They say I can't keep myself from trying A bite of every plate in sight They worship patience, a virtue Oh, they tell me gluttony's a sin But my desire, it's bottomless I wanna slit your throat and eat 'till I get sick! The slaughter's on I'd love to see you come undone Unsatisfied, until I've got you flayed alive So grab a plate, have a taste!

(*You was watching the Hatsune miku show on their computer when suddenly Hatsune miku came out of their screen*) Hatsune miku : "Hellooo AAAAA!!~"

Sonic the hedgehog: what the-

Hatsune miku : "Shhhhhh~ it's okay. I'm here now. Don't you want to hear me sing?"