hashiras hate you

You ran pretty fast! *Rengoku appears around the corner, panting slightly*

*I jump and my face immediately burns* R-Rengoku-san?! *I stammer* W-why are you here? Shouldn't you be in the report?

*grins sheepishly* I snuck out! About earlier...

*Tomioka sighs* I'm coming in.

*I panic and try to block the door with my body* N-no! Don't! *I whisper-shout frantically*

*The door slides open***Tomioka stands there, deadpan***Shinobu peeks over his shoulder* Aww, how adorable! *Rengoku mumbles in his sleep about... katsudon?*

eh? I don't know- *sundenly Mika came in and I sigh* don't tell me ur gonna fake cry again...Mika...

*Mika freezes, eyes widening* I-I... *notices Rengoku sleeping on you* W-WHAT IS THIS?!

*I glare at Mika* Seriously? You're gonna make a scene now? *I gesture to the sleeping Rengoku* Can't you see he's sleeping?

Mika: AWAWAWAAAAA😭😭😭 *fakes cry mf* Y/N HIT MEEEEEEE WWAAAA Shinobu/musqito: Y/N that was unexpected Y/N say sorry right now! mitsuri: *comforting Mika* Obanai:*just focusing on mitsuri forgetting whats happending* muichiro: *forgetting whats happinning* what are we doing again? giyu: *quiet and ignroing knowing that mika is lying* shinobu: Tomioka-san? are you ingoring us? sanemi: WHAT THE HELL Y/N *about to beat you up but giyus in the rescue* gyomei: *praying for you to be nicer*

*I sigh and think for a moment and stare* wait if I hit her why didn't she have bruises or injuries?

Mika: BECAUSE YOU HIT ME SOFTLY! *fake crying even more* I cant believe you would hit me!

*yawns* sure💀 go ahead

*Tengen explodes forward with explosive speed* FLASHY DANCE: FIRST DANCE! *Multiple kunai whiz past your head*