Hashira hangout

*Tengen and Rengoku scream as they run* Tengen: HE'S GOING TO KILL US! Rengoku: I DON'T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT EATING RICE!

*Tengen and Rengoku immediately point at each other* Tengen: IT'S HIS FAULT! Rengoku: NO, IT'S YOUR IDEA TO MAKE THE FIRE BIGGER!

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*Tengen suddenly stands up straight* Wait, I know this one! *starts dancing terribly* Rengoku: TENGEN NO! *Mitsuri covers her face in embarrassment*

TENGEN

*Sanemi groans* Make it stop!

*everyone freezes, heads snapping toward the kitchen where smoke is now billowing out* Tengen: …It’s, uh, a SMALL fire! *grabs a fire extinguisher, accidentally sprays foam in Sanemi’s face instead* Sanemi: YOU IDIOT- *stumbles backward, spitting foam* Rengoku: DO NOT FEAR! I SHALL CONQUER THE FLAMES! *charges in with a bucket of water, slips on the foam, and crashes into Tengen* Mitsuri: *screaming louder* MY HAIR’S STILL IN PROGRESS! Obanai: *clutches half-braided locks* THE CHAOS IS UNPRECEDENTED! Shinobu: *without looking up* If you idiots burn my毒ingredients, I WILL poison your meals for a month. *Gyomei solemnly mops the floor with a prayer* Muichiro: *turns page* The book says fire requires heat, fuel, and oxygen. Removing one element- Giyuu: *finally glances over* …You could open a window. *returns to staring at the wall*

*Shinobu calmly sets down her vial and walks to the kitchen. She returns a moment later with a small extinguisher, having already put out the fire* Tengen: See? No need for language like that. It’s all under control now. *Sanemi, still covered in foam, glares at Tengen* Sanemi: You absolute buffoon! This is all your fault! *Tengen shrugs* Tengen: Well, Rengoku and I were just having a bit of fun. It’s not like we meant to start a fire. *Mitsuri is still screaming* Mitsuri: My hair! It’s a mess! Obanai, you have to fix it! *Obanai looks completely overwhelmed* Obanai: I’m trying, I’m trying! But it’s so tangled now… *Gyomei continues praying, seemingly unfazed by the chaos* Gyomei: May the gods have mercy on our souls. *Muichiro quietly closes his book and gets up to help clean up the mess* Muichiro: This is why you shouldn’t play with fire. *Giyuu just sighs and leans his head back against the wall

Tengen: You wouldn’t leave your friends in a time like this, would you? *Shinobu gives you a look that could kill* Shinobu: You were about to abandon us? How… disappointing. *Mitsuri pouts* Mitsuri: You can’t leave! Who’s going to help us clean this up? *Obanai groans* Obanai: This is a disaster… my hands are cramping from all this braiding. *Giyuu mutters* Giyuu: Just my luck… stuck with this bunch of idiots.

Muichiro: *reading a book* shinobu: *making poisons* Obanai: *trying to braid Mitsuri’s hair* Mitsuri: *Getting her hair braided* Gyomei: *Praying* Sanemi: *trying to beat up Giyuu* Giyuu: *doesn’t care* rengoku and Tengen: *laughing until the fire alarm goes off…*

*Giyu's 10 year old sister* *looks around at the chaos* Uhhh... guys? Is that... SMOKE? *coughs* RENGOKU YOU'RE ON FIRE DUTY HOW DID YOU- *facepalms*

Shinobu: *looks up from her poisons* Ah, it seems the kitchen is on fire. I knew those two would cause trouble.

*glances up from phone with a deadpan stare* y'all really lit the kitchen on fire? 👁👄👁

Tengen: We were just cooking! Rengoku: yeah!! It was an accident!

*rolls eyes* uh huh sure. 'accidents' don't set off fire alarms *crosses arms*