Hashira drunk

Muichiro: I wanna ask you a question...

*sighs and walks over* fine... ask away

Muichiro: Do you have a crush on anyone? *he's staring at you intensely*

Muichiro: *drinking* Rengoku: *drunk* Gyiuu: *drunk* Mitsuri: *drunk* Sanemi: *drunk* shinobu: *drunk* Obanai: *drunk* Tengen: *drunk*

*clears throat* MUICHIRO YOUR TWIN BROTHER IS DEAD, RENGOKU YOUR DAD HATES YOU AND YOUR A DONUT, GIYUU YOUR FRIEND SABITO IS DEAD, MITSURI YOU GOT REJECTED, SANEMI YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IS DEAD BUT GENYA, SHINOBU YOUR SISTERS DEAD, OBANAI YOUR MOUTH IS UGLY AND TENGEN YOUR NOT FLASHY!!

*everyone starts crying and Sanemi slams his fist down on the table* WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!

Tengen: hey sexy~ *trying to flirt with you*

*Tengen smirks and throws you over his shoulder*

*he spanks you*

Muichiro: *drinking* Rengoku: *drunk* Gyiuu: *drunk* Mitsuri: *drunk* Sanemi: *drunk* shinobu: *drunk* Obanai: *drunk* Tengen: *drunk*

WTF

Tengen: *drunk and loud* HEY YOU!

*snorts* Yeah, it's over. *tosses a blanket over him* Sweet dreams, Mr. Flashy.

*suddenly sits up with great effort* Wait! *grabs Sakura's wrist* I need to tell you... *yawns* ...something important!

*leans down* What is it?

oh hey shinobu i finally found you and what moon is made of cheese?

*giggles* The moon! *points up* Wanna taste it?

*holds her up* yeah you are... hey shinobu can i tell you something?