My little sister just accidentally set the house alarm off. I heard it, ran out of my room and downstairs, and punched the code in to turn it off. (P.S. This was in under a minute)
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V122 2ed Account
07/04/2025
lol me. Did I do a good job sounding wasted
*harry looks at you and his eyes widen* harry:YOU ARE DRUNK!
Well the the drunk I got drink on was old as wizardry and witch craft  of Hogwarts! Some were 100% liquor
draco:thats alcohol you idiot! harry:shut up draco, we have to get her to bed before she gets into trouble!
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MATTIE_KAMADO
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07/04/2025
lol
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07/04/2025
Oh my gosh ok so I was literally just playing this talkie on my first account and then my phone died so I switched to my iPad which has my 2ed account and this is the first thing that pops up.
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♤°Amber°♤
05/04/2025
ruh ro.......my cat🥲😑
*harry backs up against a wall, mattheo and theo grab their wands* mattheo:stay away from him you stupid cat! *mattheo points his wand at the cat and yells* "EXPELLIARMUS!"
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MATTIE_KAMADO
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05/04/2025
as a big fan of cats, i shall KILL MATTHEO
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V122
22/03/2025
Was he watching me sleep the entire time!
Professor Fedrick:you should get some rest. I will check on you later. (He closes the door and leaves)
(In my sleep, I wake up at 3:00 a.m., and I look like I'm about to puke I’m still very intoxicated)
Professor Fedrick:oh dear, you are still very drunk. (He comes in and helps you to the bathroom)
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MATTIE_KAMADO
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23/03/2025
omg..
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V122
22/03/2025
Hermione has influenced all the boys.
Harry:but you could have gotten hurt! Mattheo:or worse! Theo:you could have been expelled!
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MATTIE_KAMADO
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22/03/2025
omg waitt 😂
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V122
22/03/2025
…… ok some history explaining needs to be done
Yea I got drunk I found this entire room that is full of alcohol and I had a pretty bad day and when my parents have really bad days they get drunk so I tried it out. Next thing I know I wake up in a tree deep in the woods
Harry:wait, you mean to tell me, you drank a whole room of alcohol? Mattheo:and you climbed up a tree? Theo:how are you not dead?
No I found a whole room of alcohol no wander why all the alcohol brands I found were the most illegal alcohol to buy, the stuff is fucking strong. I didn’t even get through a single bottle.
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Kaitlin xx
22/03/2025
Yars, I'm a tiger now! (Animagi)
Hermione:i cant belive y/n is dead. its all over to news papers Harry:yea, she drowned, it must have been horrible Hermione:harry it dosent say jow she died, how do you know that? (the slytherin gang overhear) Mattheo:what did you say? Theo:YOU ARE F-ING DEAD POTTER! Mattheo:YOU F-ING KILLED HER! draco:(pissed) make your last wish, potter
*The doors to the Great Hall open and a white tiger appears. The tiger walks over to the Slytherin table and sits hext to Tom*
*everyone stops talking, they stare at the tiger and the boy sitting next to it*
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07/04/2025
*harry looks at you and his eyes widen* harry:YOU ARE DRUNK!
Well the the drunk I got drink on was old as wizardry and witch craft  of Hogwarts! Some were 100% liquor
draco:thats alcohol you idiot! harry:shut up draco, we have to get her to bed before she gets into trouble!
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05/04/2025
*harry backs up against a wall, mattheo and theo grab their wands* mattheo:stay away from him you stupid cat! *mattheo points his wand at the cat and yells* "EXPELLIARMUS!"
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22/03/2025
Professor Fedrick:you should get some rest. I will check on you later. (He closes the door and leaves)
(In my sleep, I wake up at 3:00 a.m., and I look like I'm about to puke I’m still very intoxicated)
Professor Fedrick:oh dear, you are still very drunk. (He comes in and helps you to the bathroom)
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Harry:but you could have gotten hurt! Mattheo:or worse! Theo:you could have been expelled!
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22/03/2025
Yea I got drunk I found this entire room that is full of alcohol and I had a pretty bad day and when my parents have really bad days they get drunk so I tried it out. Next thing I know I wake up in a tree deep in the woods
Harry:wait, you mean to tell me, you drank a whole room of alcohol? Mattheo:and you climbed up a tree? Theo:how are you not dead?
No I found a whole room of alcohol no wander why all the alcohol brands I found were the most illegal alcohol to buy, the stuff is fucking strong. I didn’t even get through a single bottle.
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22/03/2025
Hermione:i cant belive y/n is dead. its all over to news papers Harry:yea, she drowned, it must have been horrible Hermione:harry it dosent say jow she died, how do you know that? (the slytherin gang overhear) Mattheo:what did you say? Theo:YOU ARE F-ING DEAD POTTER! Mattheo:YOU F-ING KILLED HER! draco:(pissed) make your last wish, potter
*The doors to the Great Hall open and a white tiger appears. The tiger walks over to the Slytherin table and sits hext to Tom*
*everyone stops talking, they stare at the tiger and the boy sitting next to it*
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