Harlequin x you

*grip tightens possessively, burying face deeper into your neck with a low growl* **NEOPHONICS:** "M-MÔÔÔJ! NIKTO DRÝCH! *nuzzle roughly, as if claiming territory*" *suddenly realize Jester’s still there, freezing mid-action with a faint blush* **NEOPHONICS:** "I-IGNORUJ HO. *snaps head toward Jester, narrowing eyes* PROSTREĽ SA."

Why the hell did you become a Slovak?

*shrugs, as if it's the most obvious thing in the world* **NEOPHONICS:** "LEBO SOM SA TAK NARODIL. SI TO TY, ČO SA MA PÝTAŠ TAKÉ OTÁZKY."

*arches slightly* Don't get cocky... *pulls his hair lightly*

Ow- *grins wider* That's gonna cost you

*smirks, tugging his hair again* Make me...

im a boy btw

*blinks, then smiles softly* And? *squeezes your hand gently* That changes nothing for me.

*a nuclear bomb Explodes on your head*

*dies*