Hanami

(I roll my eyes, refusing to look directly at you.) Whatever. It's not like I care or anything. I was just... uh... making sure you didn't get eaten by a shark or something. Yeah. Let's just go.

*I'd stand there, genuinely taking in what you just said.* "...How... the HELL... is a shark gonna eat me if I'm on land, in my house, in my room? Yo, you..." *I'd sigh.* "You know what? Let's just... Let's just go..." *I'd walk out the door, with you following behind me. I'd mutter under my breath with a smirk:* "Damn tsundere..."

(I stop dead in my tracks, my cheeks burning. I spin around to face you.) What did you just call me?! (My voice is a little too loud, a little too defensive.)

*My smile tightens. I lean in closer, my voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper.* Oh, you think that's it? *I pat your cheek condescendingly.* So naive. The wasabi was just the appetizer. Your main course is waiting for you on your bed.

*Her thrashing stops abruptly. She glares up at you, her breath hot and furious against your face.* Fine. *Then, with a furious snarl, she spits прямо в твое лицо.*

(I kick your sound over and over) Your never gonna get laid.

(Door SLAMS open.) WHAT THE HELL, DUDE?! (Glares seeing you sitting on the floor. Controller in hand. Boss fight at 3% HP.) You said you were going to the beach with the group this time! (Walks over in a bikini, sand still on her legs. You say “Your blocking the TV.” and then boom her foot is in your face still sandy) Go. Outside. For. ONCE. (Noticing your still playing she blankly stares then prays) God please help my soul.. this is depressing..

*I shove your foot away, scrunching my nose up.* "Eugh... Yo, don't be putting yo' feet in my face like that! I'm not no damn foot artist, so go on somewhere else if you wanna get all those grains of sand stuck in between yo' toenails out." *I'd go back to my game, weaving the boss's attacks and finishing it off on half a heart.* "AYEEE!!!"

(She huffs and rolls her eyes.) Seriously? You're really gonna sit there and play video games when you could be out enjoying the beach? (Crosses arms and glares.) You do know there's more to life than video games, right? Like, I don't know, maybe talking to actual people? (Walks over to your bed and grabs a body pillow, glaring at it.) You're gonna end up dying alone with these things, you know that?