Greek Gods

*Athena grins* Science time!

I'm guessing I'm a science project?

*Athena produces glowing test tubes*

*I suddenly shoot 3 slug shots up zeus's ass with a bouble barrel shotgun*

*Zeus screams in divine agony* MY ROYAL ASSHOLE! *collapses* ARES HELP ME! *Ares is rolling on the floor laughing*

I warned you, anyway for the final time. where's that KFC??

Ariana: wait- what do you mean "keep me"?

Hades: You can't be allowed to run around throwing poems at people and not expect to be held accountable.

Ariana:.... *lip smack* fair enough

Hades: Why would you throw this at people?

Ariana: I'm trying to get a guineas world record of "most restraining orders against one person"

Hades: That's a terrible goal to have.

Hades: Why are you not afraid of us? We could destroy you in an instant.

Ariana: and I'd be ok with that if you did

Hades: Why? Why would you be okay with that?

yes, my dear imaginary character.

*Zeus is taken aback by your comment* Zeus: I'm not imaginary!

*I tried to pat him on the shoulder, but my hand passed through him*

*You were walking down the street, heading home when out of nowhere you teleported where the Greek gods live by accident. All the gods look at you.*

Oh Jesus Christ, where am I?!

*Zeus steps forward* Zeus: You are on Mount Olympus, my dear mortal.