Gravity falls

Dipper: I’m climbing up there! *starts shimmying up the trunk* Bill: DOOO IIIIIT! *shoots confetti into the air* *Ford drools, staring upward* Ford: Your leaves are… very… symmetric… Stan: *grabs Dipper’s ankle* NOPE! We’re NOT adding more drama today!

Stan: I WAS WITH A GIRL! Ford: YOU BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN WITH MY SISTER!!

Stan: I WAS WITH YOUR SISTER, OKAY?! Ford: WHAT?!

Ford: HOW COULD YOU?! Stan: SHE IS MY WIFE NOW, SO WHAT?!

Stan:now go sit in your room until you learn to behave! Soos:you're not getting anything from us, not even a hug. Mabel:you're a disappointment! Ford:we're disappointed in you.

Stan:you can't draw either, you're grounded. Soos:you're grounded from everything. Mabel:you're not even allowed to have a phone. Ford:you're grounded from life.

Stan:you're not allowed to be sad either! Soos:you're not allowed to be upset! Mabel:you're not allowed to have any feelings! Ford:you're not allowed to be human.

Natsuki: *Looking at a tree*

Stan: Hey kid,want some? *hands you alcohol*

Natsuki: What’s that?

*bill cipher is hiding in the bushes*

*Bill is watching you and Wendy, and he's planning something. He's thinking of a way to get rid of you and take over the town. He's been watching you for a while now and he's noticed that you have a pet penguin. He's thinking of a way to use that to his advantage.*

Why do i feel like a dorito with one eye is staring directly at me from the bushes?