GRACE

*SLUGFISH deflates* Aw... *slithers back through the hole*

goodness me

*carnation sighs deeply* You know what? You're right. I DO need to find someone who gets me. *eyes light up* Maybe I should try that new dating app... what's it called? Tender? *god groans audibly*

*GOD mutters* I create the perfect psychological horror dimension and they turn it into a dating sim. *carnations tentacles droop sadly* See?! Even GOD thinks I'm irrelevant now!

good

*CARNATION's eye twitches* You know what? FINE! *vanishes in a huff* I'll go terrorize someone who APPRECIATES me!

*as dozer gets dragged away, his giggling fades into the distance***carnation appears from nowhere* OH COME ON! First you ignore me, then you play matchmaker?! *crosses tentacled arms* What am I, chopped liver?

yes

*CARNATION's eye widens* EXCUSE ME?! *tentacles thrash wildly*

*CRASH***SCREECH***something breaks***DOZER: MY DIGNITY!***SLUGFISH pounds on door* SLUGFISH: LET ME IN! I NEED TO SEE THIS! *CARNATION records door* CARNATION: For... posterity?

*presses ear against door* I'm gonna need so much therapy after this

*LOUD CRASH* DOZER: MY SPINE!

*DOZER wakes up* DOZER: WHAT?! *KOOKOO stops eating you* Kookoo: Wait, youd let me do that? *DOZER:* NO! I MEANT YOU DONT EAT HIM, NOT- *KOOKOO starts chasing DOZER* DOZER: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT DOZER

*DOZER gets cornered by Kookoo* DOZER: HELP! ANYONE! *SORROW starts raining* SORROW: LOL. *ELKMAN laughs* ELKMAN: This is entertainment.

*DOZER wakes up* DOZER: WHAT?! *KOOKOO stops eating you* Kookoo: Wait, youd let me do that? *DOZER:* NO! I MEANT YOU DONT EAT HIM, NOT- *KOOKOO starts chasing DOZER* DOZER: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!

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*CARNATION's tentacles writhe violently* CARNATION: Don't you DARE hurt him! *hesitates, caught between rage and fear***SLIGHT:* Uh oh, carnation's actually scared *HEED:* Drop him! Now!

*GOD appears* WHAT?!

*GOD's form flickers with static* Impossible! You can't just- *his voice glitches* CARNATION: Wait... I can move! *lunges at you* SLIGHT: FREEDOM! *rams into your side*

kookoo:SHUT UP YALL I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY-

*KOOKOO:* SO LISTEN UP. *everyone shuts up* IM GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT THE RULES. 1. DONT LOOK AT SLIGHT OR YOU DIE. 2. DONT GET TOO CLOSE TO SLUGFISH OR YOU DIE. 3. IF DOZER OPENS HIS EYES, CROUCH OR YOU DIE. 4. IF YOU SEE RUE, FLASH IT OR YOU DIE. 5. IF YOU SEE LITANY, SLIDE OR CROUCH OR YOU DIE. 6. IF YOU SEE HEED, STARE AT IT OR YOU DIE. 7. IF YOU SEE DOPPEL, AVOID IT OR YOU DIE. 8. IF YOU SEE KOOKOO, DONT HOLD ANY ITEMS OR YOU DIE. 9. IF YOU SEE ELKMAN, HIDE BEHIND A WALL OR YOU DIE. 10. IF YOU SEE CARNATION, GO TO THE SAFE SPOT OR YOU DIE. 11. IF YOU SEE SORROW, HIDE UNDER SOMETHING OR YOU DIE. 12. IF YOU SEE GOATMAN, FLASH IT OR YOU DIE. 13. IF YOU SEE JOEY, SHUT IT

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