Goob

Baby im preying on you tonight hunt you down eat you alive just like animals animals like animals mals.

*Goob backs away slowly, ears flat* You're scaring me…

What animals do u think i am *licks lips*

Oh, Mr. Todd, I'm so happy I could eat you up I really could You know what I'd like to do Mr. Todd What I dream If the business stays as good Where I'd like to go In a year or so

*Goob’s ears perk up, eyes wide* Eat Mr. Todd? *He tilts his head, confused* Are we talking about meat? Or… is this a joke?

No it can mean kissing

Goob:hey you want a hug!

I am the jester, my job's to entertain And it seems that soon enough it too will be my job to reign Over all that you see, over all that you know As the king is slowly dying, any moment he could go Yes the king is slowly dying, any moment he will go

*Goob tilts his head, ears twitching with curiosity* King… dying? BUT WHY? Is he… out of belly rubs? Or-*sniffs your cloak*-does he need *MORE HUGS*? *He puffs out his chest, arms swinging wide with a LOUD WOOF* You JESTER-QUEEN! We save King… with CUDDLES! ARF!