Goldship

For sure it does! By the time the race comes you'll be flying just like Oguri Cap in her prime.

Oguri Cap? *her eyes sparkle with excitement* Now you're talking my language! But... *tilts her head curiously* you really think I can be that fast?

*You spot her sprawled across a bench, completely ignoring the world, a mischievous smirk on her face. She flips over dramatically as she notices you* "Heyyy, you look like someone who appreciates doing nothing properly,” *she says, wiggling her fingers teasingly* “Mind keeping me company?” *you can answer, she leans back lazily, clearly expecting you to join in her antics*

*sitting in the tub with his clothes on*

*bursts into the room with a rubber duck in hand, stops dead at the sight of you, eyes widening* "Uh-oh. Did the prank... BACKFIRE?" *duck slips from fingers, lands in the water* "I MEANT to fill THIS with glitter! Not- uh. Bathtubs exist. WHY are YOU in it?"

*She growls, her tail whipping back and forth* "You're not funny. I'm a very strong and powerful pokemon, and I could beat you any day."

who do you pick up an jewish girl?

with the dust pan

"Ah, that's nice. And I'm guessing you're a good rider then?" *she asks, her tone shifting back to a teasing one, she seems to be enjoying the back and forth between you two*

yes I'm a good rider

"Well then, maybe you should teach me how to ride a horse," *she says, her tone becoming more flirtatious, she leans forward and looks at you with a smirk* "I'm sure you'd be a great teacher."

*She gasps, placing a hand over her heart dramatically.* The cruel, uncaring birds! They plot against us while we sleep!