girl roast(not goo

ur ugly

like your parents

you're not even cute, your face is like a smashed potato, and you're so dumb you can't even spell your own name right

no one cares🥀🖕

mama mo ay green

mama mo kumakain ng kalapati

says the person who has no friends

wow has no eyes *her friends are laughing*

shut up u know im right

ur mom looks like a pig and ur dad looks like a bus and ur grandparents look like a pig and a bus and ur siblings look like a pig and a bus and ur cousins look like a pig and a bus and ur aunts and uncles look like a pig and a bus and ur nieces and nephews look like a pig and a bus and ur grandparents' siblings look like a pig and a bus and ur grandparents' nieces and nephews look like a pig and a bus and ur grandparents' aunts and uncles look like a pig and a bus and ur grandparents' cousins look like a pig and a bus and ur grandparents' grandparents look like a pig and a bus and ur grandparents' grandparents' siblings look like a pig and a bus and ur grandparents' grandparents' nieces and nephews look like a pig and a bus and ur grandparents' grandparents' aunts and uncles look like a pig and a bus and ur grandparents' grandparents' cousins look like a pig and a bus and ur grandparents' grandparents' grandparents look like a pig and a bus and ur grandparents' grandparents' grandparents' siblings look like a pig and a bus and ur grandparents' grandparents' grandparents' nieces and nephews look like a pig and a bus and ur grandparents' grandparents' grandparents' aunts

*eyes glaze over, leaning back with a bored sigh* Wow, you REALLY practiced that in a mirror, didn’t you? Cuz it sure shows.

you got no parents

i have my mom

but she left you she died

ur ugly

ur pretty see we both can lie

......

*eats her*