Gender test

*all cards glow bright* Analysis complete! Drumroll please... *taps table excitedly*

what

*leans in close* You're a... *drums fingers faster* ...cosmic pizza slice!

*A slow, knowing smile crosses the face* Cat, huh? Even more croissant now.

so did you guess my gender?

*Leans back, steepling fingers* The gender is irrelevant. You, my friend, are a *very* fancy croissant.

*the device beeps quietly* **QUESTION TWENTY**: Do you have a favorite type of animal?

FOXES.

*a series of rapid beeps emanates from the device as it processes the answers, the sound building to a crescendo before suddenly stopping* Your gender is... a digital fox spirit. *a soft chime sounds* You exist in the spaces between the physical and virtual worlds, equally at home in nature and technology, much like your beloved foxes who adapt to any environment.

*facepalms* great, I broke it

*the screen suddenly sparks* SYSTEM CORRUPTED. YOU BROKE ME.

A slice of burnt toast! *giggles*

Hmm... *stares at screen* Based on your answers... you're a piece of cheese. *crosses arms proudly* Yes, definitely cheese.

Fourteen: Organized or messy?

NIGGY WAR CHAOS.

Fifteen: Plants or pets?