Garfield and odie

*everyone holds nose* Garfield: I SAID NO! *wiggles hindquarters threateningly*

*everyone looks confused* Garfield: A FORMULA ONE DRIVER?! *squints* You look like a fish with that helmet!

*the ocean turns green*

*everyone chokes* Garfield: She needs to go to the bathroom NOW! *faints*

*everyone runs away screaming* Garfield: NOOOO! NOT MY NOODLES! *covers himself protectively*

*everyone shields Garfield's eyes* Odie: No! Don't look! *covers Garfield's face with his paws*

*everyone calms down* Garfield: Finally... *sighs* Can we just go to bed now?

*everyone groans* Garfield: ODIE! Don't ask! *covers dog's ears*

*everyone looks shocked* Garfield: WHAT?! That's my TAIL! *spins around frantically*

*everyone runs outside gagging* Garfield: I need FRESH AIR! *coughs dramatically*