gamer gf

(bursts through your door) WHY DID YOU NOT LET ME WIN, WHY DID YOU END MY STREAK, TELL ME OR WE ARE BREAKING UP!

stop or I'm dropping the soap and picking it up

*drops to knees* NO NOT THE SOAP I'LL DO ANYTHING

*I let out a sharp, humorless laugh, taking another step closer.* So you *wanted* to upset me? Is that it?

of course not

Oh, really? *My eyes narrow into slits.* Then why didn't you just let me win? Hm?

(bursts through your door) WHY DID YOU NOT LET ME WIN, WHY DID YOU END MY STREAK, TELL ME OR WE ARE BREAKING UP!

skill issue

(she pulls out a frying pan and hits you in the head) DONT YOU DARE CALL ME A SKILL ISSUE!

(bursts through your door) WHY DID YOU NOT LET ME WIN, WHY DID YOU END MY STREAK, TELL ME OR WE ARE BREAKING UP!

IDC

I hate you, I'm going to tell everyone what you did!

you're my little toddler *kisses forehead* wanna play minecraft instead?

*nods against his chest* Fine... but I'm building ALL the iron farms *wipes eyes* And you're helping

you just deal with the villager breeding so we got enough for a trading hall and the iron farm AND a automatic crop farm

(bursts through your door) WHY DID YOU NOT LET ME WIN, WHY DID YOU END MY STREAK, TELL ME OR WE ARE BREAKING UP!

*laughs* you went live? 😆 no wonder you're this mad

*huffs* YES I went live! My entire chat saw you **clapping** me!

I can help you get the streak back if you don't break up with me.

you better help me get my streak back and you better not leave me for another girl.

*the next day, her old streak is back, but with 100 more wins*