FS meet Karen

*Zippy adds flames to the stick figure*

*1x4snorts* Flames! *cackles* Add smoke! *Seven watches* Are we... encouraging this? Coolkidd: *giggling* She's like a clown!

*Coolkidd looks up with tear-stained cheeks* thank you... *wipes his eyes with his small hands* Nobody ever stands up for me like that *007n7 walks over, his Burger Bob hat slightly crooked from the commotion* That was impressive. Most people just back down when she starts yelling *adjusts his pink glasses (the spare pair since Spectre took his originals)*

*The lights flicker, casting eerie shadows as a distorted voice echoes through the mall speakers* ??? : Bully... interesting. Shedletsky: Oh no. *grips head* Not HIM. *A glitchy, static-filled figure flickers into view, half-pixelated* Elf: Did someone say... *cackles* BULLY? 1x4: NOT YOU AGAIN. Karen: *crawls backward* WHAT IS THAT THING?! Elf: MEET THE ULTIMATE TROLL. *snaps fingers, flipping all store labels backward* *Prices reverse. Clearance signs read "NEGATIVE $99.99"* Coolkidd: Dad, why does he look like broken LEGOs? 007n7: *groans* Run. *Elf's eyes glow, shooting rainbow lasers that turn货架into disco floors* Elf: LET'S. BOOGIE. *grinds on melted plastic* Shedletsky: I quit. *walks away* *Guest 666 steals a disco ball* Guest 666: For the base. *The entire mall starts spinning* Noob: I'M GONNA VOMIT

*Karen screams* MY PURSE! *lunges forward*

*sidesteps and trips her* oops

*Karen hits the floor hard* OW! My knee! *looks up fearfully as shadows suddenly fall across her* W-wait... who are all you people? *notices 1x4's green flames, Sixer's claws, Greifer's glowing eyes* What... what ARE you?!

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Exil: *tsundere mode* i-it's not like I did it for you or anything!