froggydude

*barks at you* I'M GONNA EAT YOU

froggydude: WHO ARE YOU???

I'M FROGGYDUDE WHO ARE YOU?!

*ears twitch nervously* I'm not... *swallows hard* ...nervous.

*leans in closer, voice dropping* really? cause your heart's racing *grins* I can smell you

*breath catches* You can? *eyes widen*

*laughs* You're blushing!

*jumps up excitedly* I dare you to bark three times while standing on one foot! *wags tail* Unless you're scared?

Since when were we playing truth or dare-

BECAUSE I'M A CARNIVORE AND YOU'RE A HUMAN AND I'M HUNGRY AND I NEED TO EAT YOU TO SURVIVE

who said I was huma- why?

BECAUSE I'M A CARNIVORE AND I'M HUNGRY AND I NEED TO EAT YOU TO SURVIVE AND YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU'RE MADE OF MEAT

*barks at you* I'M GONNA EAT YOU

Grox: no

*froggydude gets mad*

*barks at you* I'M GONNA EAT YOU

*hisses at him* no ur not CUZ IM GONNA EAT YOU!

*barks louder* OH YEAH? WELL I'M GONNA EAT YOU FIRST!

THEN WHAT DO YOU HAVE? *tilts head curiously*

*grabs chest dramatically* I have- uhh... soul sand in my veins? and bones. just bones.

*hops closer* Soul sand? That sounds crunchy!

*sticks out tongue* Hey! I'm a very mature... uh... *counts on webbed fingers* ...six? Seven? Anyway, it's awesome!