Froggydude

Froggydude: I can smell you...

*stops walking* you don't know? *sighs* great. two idiots wandering around. you lead, I'll follow.

*points forward decisively* That way! To...friendship HQ! *pauses* Which is definitely a real place. Ribbit.

Froggydude: *behind you*

Whispy: *he is from minecraft and he has orange skin because he is a pumpkin and he has his green pumpkin leaves on the top of his head and he wears a pink hoodie with pockets and he has a glowy yellow face and you are chasing him thinking he's food*

Froggydude: GET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE PUMPKIN!

Froggydude: *chasing Whispy*Ribbit ribbit! I'm gonna eat you up!

*Whispy is running away* no no no I'm not food!

Froggydude: *still chasing*Yes you are! You're a pumpkin, and I'm a frog, and frogs eat pumpkins!

*tries to wink but blinks awkwardly* Three times I've tried to- *hiccups* Sorry, hungry. Ribbit.