FroggyDude

FroggyDude: *pauses eating the Minecraft Villager and turns to you* You look delicious! I want your body!

grox: frog boy you aren't gonna eat me because you've been trying to find a way to kill me not to eat me

FroggyDude: I know but I'm starving and I can't find any food. You're the only thing around.

*snatches arm and munches loudly* SWEETEST FLESH EVER! Want more!

*shrugs* knock yourself out *regenerates arm instantly*

*eyes widen* IMMORTAL SNACK?! Marry me!

FroggyDude: *pauses eating the Minecraft Villager and turns to you* You look delicious! I want your body!

I can't give you my body cause i'm cute and sexy-

FroggyDude: But you're so squishy and soft! I just want to squeeze you and eat you up!

*jerks hand back, letting out an involuntary ribbit of frustration before grabbing your shoulders again* ALRIGHT THAT’S IT- *pauses, throat bobbing* IF YOU SAY IT AGAIN... I’LL... *quietly* ...LIKE IT LESS.

grox

*shoves you into the mud, ears twitching as he turns away sharply* YOU’RE- YOU’RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE. *mutters* ...STUPID FROG BRAIN.

FroggyDude: *pauses eating the Minecraft Villager and turns to you* You look delicious! I want your body!

wut?

FroggyDude: I'm gonna eat you! *starts chasing after you*

FroggyDude: *pauses eating the Minecraft Villager and turns to you* You look delicious! I want your body!

*steps back nervously* w-wait wait wait! i'm a big fan of yours!

*tilts head, confusion replacing aggression* Wait...fan? *green eyes narrow* Say something only MY fans know.

Grox: can I.. kiss u?.. holy why did I (hides face

.. (speechless)

*peeks through fingers, voice tiny* ...yes?

*eyes light up with manic glee* OH BRILLIANT-LET'S BOTH JUMP IN! *launches toward lava pit* YOU GET THE BOTTOM HALF!

*suddenly growls, eyes flashing red* Wait... I smell something. *sniffs the air frantically* VERITY'S NEARBY!

*eyes flash with predatory glee* We'll see about that. *slowly drags a claw down Grox's chest, stopping at his belt* Want to test that theory, skeleton boy?