france ★ 🇫🇷

*I nod* Okay. *I set the test on the counter, scared, then open another of the tests, starting that one as well. Once all of the tests are started, I stand there, pacing, waiting for results*

*He slides down the wall, sitting on the cold floor outside the door.* Tell me when, mon cœur. *He whispers, burying his face in his hands.*

*The tests all show up positive and I step outside the bathroom, sink onto the floor beside him, and cry*

👻👻👻👻👻

*screams* STOP!

UK is my dad though

Then find a new one!

Fair point, but still- *takes a sip* -惹麻烦的人（惹麻烦的人）

*The creatures begin to move in unison, their voices harmonizing in a chant-like rhythm* CREATURES: „oꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨoꙨiꙨo

*SpongeBob SquarePants appears from your doorway*.

*blinks* ...what.

France 🇫🇷// mmh, nothing better than drinking wine on a Tuesday morning.. *he lets out a sigh and takes a sip of his wine, leaning back on the couch* this is the life. i don’t know how anything could go wrong. *he chuckles*

*suddenly a piano crashes through the ceiling onto the floor*

*spits out wine in shock* MERDE! *scrambles up* MY CEILING! MY FLOOR! *glares at the hole* WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!