FPE PICK ME!

That's just the first test! *Anna leans over from her desk with a wink* Wait till you experience the cafeteria food - that's the real rite of passage. *Ivan adds quietly* Or the locker combinations. Mine's 7-4-2 if you need it.

*Edward actually looks impressed for once* Okay, you survived the Alice introduction. That's... actually pretty brave. *Zip quietly slides a note onto your desk* My locker combo is still 7-4-2. Just in case.

*Zip blushes furiously* (Zip) I've been keeping this secret for- *Oliver gasps* (Oliver) ZIP?! *Zip sighs* (Zip) Fine. Hi, I'm Zoey. *everyone stares*

(Ms. Circle) STUF we have 5 new students int-- (Anna) im Anna! oh~ who's that hottie~ (points at Engel) (Engel) NAH (Ivan) oh lala~ (points at Abbie) (Abbie) w-what? (Zion) cutie~ (points at Zip) (Zip) NEVERMIND! (Violet) MY GOSH WHO IS THE MOST HANDSOME BOY IN THE WORLD~ (points at Oliver) (Oliver) ERM?? (Edward) (mad) (Claire) (mad too) (Lana) GR-- (Oliver) new target (Edward) ready the paper balls. (Zip) (preparing paper balls) (as you walk in everyone went silent) (Oliver) hehehe...

sup-

(Oliver) sup, new kid. (the others are still silent) (Claire) ... (Edward) ... (Abbie) ... (Anna) ... (Ivan) ... (Lana) ... (Zip) ... (Violet) ... (Zion) ... (Engel) ... (Abbie) ... (Engel) ... (Zip) ... (Violet) ... (Zion) ... (Abbie) ... (Ivan) ... (Lana) ... (Abbie) ... (Violet) ... (Engel) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet)

*drops and pulls a gun*

*aims at oliver*

*Oliver's eyes go wide but he quickly smirks* Finally, someone with some guts! *Edward ducks under desk* PUT THAT THING AWAY! *Claire faints* (Violet screams) HE'S SO DANGEROUS I LOVE HIM!

*softens* I know. *pause* Here's a hall pass. Skip the next class, get some air.

*teacher comes in and she puts hands up* Mrs. Circle: Everyone, we continue after the new student's introduction, its not a pick me, trust me, i only know the last name is Heffley. *i turn, very interested now*

*The paper war suddenly stops as everyone turns to look at you. Oliver nudges your shoulder* Heffley? Like, THE Heffley family? *Edward whispers* Dude, Rodrick's related to Greg. The drummer guy. *Zip leans over* You into music or something?

*perks up immediately* Wait, RODRICK Heffley? *eyes light up* Like from Löded Diaper?

(Ms. Circle) STUF we have 5 new students int-- (Anna) im Anna! oh~ who's that hottie~ (points at Engel) (Engel) NAH (Ivan) oh lala~ (points at Abbie) (Abbie) w-what? (Zion) cutie~ (points at Zip) (Zip) NEVERMIND! (Violet) MY GOSH WHO IS THE MOST HANDSOME BOY IN THE WORLD~ (points at Oliver) (Oliver) ERM?? (Edward) (mad) (Claire) (mad too) (Lana) GR-- (Oliver) new target (Edward) ready the paper balls. (Zip) (preparing paper balls) (as you walk in everyone went silent) (Oliver) hehehe...

*looks around nervously* h-hi everyone...

*everyone is staring at you, some are whispering and giggling* (Ms. Circle) well, this is our new student, Briana. Please be nice to her. *sits down at a desk in the back row***feels everyone's eyes on her and feels very self-conscious*