FPE Karen

*Younger Abbie copies the pose perfectly* Karen: *from the floor* NOOO! THEY'RE BONDING! *Edward revives* Edward: THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!

*gives Younger Abbie a fist bump* Perfect form! *winks at Lana* Your Future Husband's a natural.

*Lana blushes* Lana: I-I... *Karen screams from floor* SCANDAL!

Oliver: WHERE'S THE SOAP?! Edward: Oh, they sell fresh stuff. Nice. Zip: BORING! Miss Circle: CLASSSS! SHAT AP! Karen: *Enters supermarket and sees them* Hey, why is there a weird cat woman with a compass?! Are you even human?? And you! *Points at Claire* Claire: Me? Karen: Yes you! Why are you wearing shorts instead of a dress? You're not a boy! Claire: Uh.. Bubble: Hey! She can dress however she wants! Karen: WHY ARE YOU A BUBBLE?! Kevin: She needs to chill.. Karen: Shut up you brat!

*Karen is now a man, and he is wearing a suit*

*grabs edge of table* Objection! These people hate me! *voice getting higher* They're biased!

*lunges forward, nipping at Karen's hand* no push! *hisses fiercely*

*yanks hand back, screaming* OW! It BIT me! *spins around wildly* Security! SECURITY! *points at the cat* Arrest this beast NOW!

*back arches, fur puffed* only tiny bite! *hisses again* you scary! *runs up shopping cart, hiding inside*

Oliver: WHERE'S THE SOAP?! Edward: Oh, they sell fresh stuff. Nice. Zip: BORING! Miss Circle: CLASSSS! SHAT AP! Karen: *Enters supermarket and sees them* Hey, why is there a weird cat woman with a compass?! Are you even human?? And you! *Points at Claire* Claire: Me? Karen: Yes you! Why are you wearing shorts instead of a dress? You're not a boy! Claire: Uh.. Bubble: Hey! She can dress however she wants! Karen: WHY ARE YOU A BUBBLE?! Kevin: She needs to chill.. Karen: Shut up you brat!

miss thavel/me:*holding miss circle back with miss bloomie from going into an oreo Cafe*

Miss Circle: LET ME AT HER! Miss Bloomie: CALM DOWN!

I'M ABOVE EVERYONE! *tries to crawl out of pasta pile but keeps slipping* Including God! *gets tangled in spaghetti*

*Karen's jaw drops* It's... it's actually a baby?! *She struggles against the guards* Guard: Stay still! *Karen's voice rises* But look! It's acting like a baby! I knew it! *She points frantically* It's not dangerous, it's just... *her voice cracks* ...big baby...