FPE as Pokemon

Jessica: *being the pick me she is* Zip: yo who do we bully now? I'm bored asf Oliver: Just wait for Claire, Zipper. Zip: stfu- Engel: *talking to Bubble* Bubble: *just listening to Engel :]* Edward: *sleeping in class cuz yes* Skell: *being emo ✨* Miss Circle: alright stoopid students stfu before i KILL YOUR DAMN ASSES!! Anyoreo- (you continue this shiz i'm tired)

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Miss Circle: I said STFU!!

I have a sentient nuclear bomb launcher stay back!

*Miss Circle's energy dims* YOU HAVE A WHAT?!

*dives left* I'm starting to think this school isn't up to code.

*Miss Circle's energy dims* You're alive! *metal groans ahead* Wait, hear that? Something big's moving in the main hallway.

*listens* let me guess... snack monster?

*i just stare at her*

Miss Circle: Liam, is there something you'd like to share with the class about pain?

pain is painful

*sighs dramatically and pulls out a scroll* You know what? I'm evolving your grade to 'Chronic Pain' status. Congratulations, you're now certified in Suffering 101. *the class snickers*

that sounds painful

*facepalms* You're impossible!