Fpe!(swap au)

She looks like she has every disorder possible

*Edward laughs* Oh, she does. But she's still a great teacher. You'll see.

*Abbie stumbles back* With... with Edward? *his voice cracks* How long?

Miss Lana: THE ONE THAT'S GOT THE BLUE SIGMA SYMBOL ON IT!

*You feel a tap on your shoulder, and when you look up, you see Mr. Edward standing behind you.*

*Mr. Edward smiles and kneels down to be at eye level with you.*

"Hello there, little one! What's your name?"